So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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