East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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