Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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