I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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