i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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