Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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