i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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