and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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