Who wears a wallet chain?!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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