dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Pants are for mortals
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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