Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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