Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she told me i tasted like america
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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