i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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