I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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