Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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