The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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