yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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