Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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