please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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