: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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