Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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