and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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