I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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