I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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