he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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