This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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