so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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