The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this will be a night to untag.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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