They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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