Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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