I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We talked him into tasing himself.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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