At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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