She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Mom said you looked used
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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