one two three fourrrrnication!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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