with your own penis?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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