You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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