If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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