I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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