I wanna bring you to show and tell
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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