he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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