He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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