Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
pray to the hookup gods
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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