The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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