Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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