I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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