that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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