her vagine was all disorganized.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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