butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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