Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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