C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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