i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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