I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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