spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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